I know you spend endless amounts of time wondering why you're a virgin. You thought once you left high school nerdom behind and did well in college and got a high paying job, women would fall in your lap. But you're still the same pathetic nerd you've always been. Destined to be a loser in spite of your success. Listen to me tell you why you're a virgin and how you're going to stay a virgin. While I pepper you with insults and humiliation drool over my perfect body in a beautiful Agent Provocateur lingerie and garter set, flawless Wolford thigh highs and sky high Christian Louboutins.