Goddess knows that you're looking for a Girlfriend but do you really think you deserve her? You're sick & tired of being a single, lonely loser... well guess what!? That's exactly what you are & there's nothing you can do about it at this point! In fact you should just accept that fact & stay single forever, just for Goddess! I don't need you wasting time on a girl that would never understand you the way I do anyways... Don't worry though, I'll let you pretend that I'm your girlfriend so that the people in your life can stop asking you if you're still a single, lonely loser! <3