How I Got A Sex Toy Stuck In Me!

This magic bullet went places!

Feb 4 2018 21 comments 3,320

I'm Crystal Zeni and I got a sex toy stuck in me once! I'm probably the only one out there who this would happen to haha but here's the back story. I was 19 at the time and prior to the event, I attended my friend's bachelorette party. She had goodie bags that contained the coolest stuff including what would be my first sex toy. The goodie bag contained the one and only magic bullet! We all know what the magic bullet is right? That fun little vibrating bullet that feels sensational on our kitty! 

I just got done having a wild night out at a house party and had a few drinks in me. I had this bright idea to head straight to my bedroom and open up the brand new magic bullet that was gifted to me. Now, mind you that the night this spontaneous accident happened, it was my first time ever using a sex toy. So I rip the bad boy out of the box and get to work. 

I'm having fun thinking I'm a pro and then BAM! Somehow the magic bullet found its way all the way up my vagina! I started to panic and ran out of my bed. I felt the little sucker vibrating all the way up there! I started to panic! Picture me running around my house looking for an object to grab the little twerp out with! I ran to my kitchen and started looking at all the gadgets I owned. I made eye contact with my salad tongs! Meanwhile, the magic bullet is still vibrating on max speed in my vagina making itself a new home up there. I came to my senses and realized salad tongs would probably be super painful. 

I finally squatted down and began to push. Pushing like I was giving birth! By the third and hardest push, I delivered a little magic bullet. It fell to my kitchen floor and that's how ladies and gents, I once got a sex toy stuck in my vagina! 

Crystal Zeni

Omg that is to funny I hope you still use them

Waltherlgu Feb 2018

Hahaha I've often wondered how many times this has happened and who it would happen too. But I can now picture someone with salad tonges fishing around trying to catch it. At least you avoided the ER lol. Great story

Remi Reagan Feb 2018

Hahaha gave birth to a beautiful baby bullet! So glad you got it out! I would have been freaking out too!

this has always been one of my fears :<D I almost got a butt plug stuck in me once too LOL

Greg3rdLeg Feb 2018

I'm guessing you sobered up real quick haha

StellMBB Feb 2018

This is gold 😂

KoraRoseXXX Feb 2018

This is hilarious! I once got a Ben Wa ball stuck up there and after a few minutes of panic, I too was able to relax and squeeze it out, LOL!:H

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curvymodelmilf deleted Feb 2018

Oh wow!!!!

gauchodave Feb 2018

Sounds like a great custom video! The truth is always more interesting than fiction!

Always pushing! :]

lmao this happened to me but wearing tampons! The first night I used one to try to live cam during my period, I did penetration with dildos and all... I was really comfortable until I had to take it out! OMG, I panicked too haha
I did the same, Squatted and pushed like I was giving birth until I finally delivered that little tampon lmao

Greg3rdLeg Feb 2018

A girl I was with had a similar thing happen to her. I can't even imagine the panic setting in.

Selina Kyl Feb 2018

I can only imagine how nerve wrecking that was the at the time!

masp1234 Feb 2018

omg thats great!

ohh wow makes for a great story now, but the freaking out in the moment must of been big

CalliRose Feb 2018

Oh dear. :P I once lost a marble inside me. :/ Haha.

Cattie Feb 2018

Dear lord... I can't imagine this happening. Luckily, vaginas only go soo deep unlike anal cavities>_<

Oh jeez I don't even want to think about that!

I can literally FEEL the anxiety

Arikajira Feb 2018

Think how much worse it could have been if it had done up the backdoor!.. at least with the front door it has nowhere else to go! :D

Jamal 29 Feb 2018

Can't wait for more crystal zeni!!!

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