Before you ask; yes some people don’t know these things.

I still remember the first time I ever went to suck dick. It was staring me in the face like a deer in headlights. Actually; let me rephrase. I was the deer in headlights. I’m not exactly sure what you expect a young girl to do when you put a piece of the human body in front of her and say, “PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH.”

Chances are more than one of the following is going to happen during the first encounter, and here is how to try and avoid them.

Teeth

What not to do: No man wants to feel like you just took a cheese grater to their dick. (If you are a man and you like that…get in touch… I’m listening). Teeth should not be a part of what I like to call ‘‘mouth to dick”. Unless vagina dentata is actually a thing then teeth shouldn’t be a part of any oral stimulation. If you don’t know what vagina dentata is you can watch the movie Teeth to be scarred for eternity.

What to do: Curl your lips around your teeth. Make sure your lips are as wet as a dolphin. I recommend using carmex to keep your lips succulent for the knob gobbler.

Dry Mouth

What not to do: I get it. Thing’s happen. You got the pasties from the devils’ lettuce, or maybe you are dehydrated from the ten tequila shots you took earlier. I can attest to tequila, making my mouth drier than the Sahara desert. Remember when you were younger, and kids used to give you what we call an “Indian rug-burn?” That is what we want to try and avoid here.

What to do: Dry Mouth Spray: Doc Johnson GoodHead - Wet Head - Dry Mouth Spray. Nothing more needs to be said. #sponsorme. Stay hydrated and I don’t just mean the day of; I mean always. Drink water like the knob gobbler is your full-time job.

SPIT ON THAT DICK! When I say spit; I mean SPIT! You want that cock so wet there is a puddle under him after and whatever makeup you had on is now running down your face

No Hands

What not to do: You have hands, so why not use them. Believe it or not; you can give a handjob and a blowjob at the same time. SHOCKING, I know. All you with pussies, think of it this way. What feels better; someone eating your pussy or someone eating your pussy AND fingering you at the same time? If you said the first option, then I don’t know what kind of head you have been getting, but please share. Without hands, it’s almost like that game “Apple Bobbing,” but instead we can call it “Dick Bobbing.”

What to do: Remember earlier when I was talking about the Indian rug burn? Let’s go back to that. This is where you are going to want to do the Indian rug burn BUT AND TAKE NOTE make sure you have followed step 2 before even thinking about moving on to this step. We don’t want it to be the Indian rug burn.

Before you ask the question; is it big enough? I am going to give you a little secret. You don’t have to use two hands, and you can use two fingers. Take your thumb and your pointer finger and put them together to make on O. Now put them on top of each other on his cock and move up and down in separate directions. Be firm but not too hard, and It is not a fucking dandelion.

There, of course, are a lot of other things you can do with your hands, but that’s for another blog. These things include butt play and our favorite… the sacred balls. Be firm but not too hard; it’s not a fucking dandelion.

And to close out here are some fun quotes from some of my cam friends:

Country Queen: “I bit his dick.”

Garrett: “It was Tragic”

Me: I don’t even remember I am too much of a hoe.

Leave your BJ tips and tricks in the comments below!

xchristinalatey