Flowers For The Lady $44.99

I know you love me, honey. As is per protocol in Western society, you should show it by offering me a bundle of freshly-severed plant genitalia. Yes, that's what flowers are. Look it up. I'm a lady, after all, and nothing says "ladylike" more than a glass pitcher of vegetal dicks on her vanity table. Aww, you shouldn't have. (You really should. I'm being demure.)

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