While being a full-time Bonermancer is a fulfilling career, it does take a toll. Conjuring erections all day is exhausting. I need a little "me time." What better to recharge my sexual mana than a glass or two of champagne while I lounge, naked in the tub? My favorite brand (at least a reasonable price point) is Veuve Cliquot. Ahhh, that's much better.