Did you know I'm part velociraptor? Most people don't, because it's complete bullshit that I made up just now to justify my red meat consumption. I actually prefer to cook it myself, rather than go to a restaurant, because then I can get it as cold and red in the middle as I please. If you want to get my attention and gain my favor, there's no quicker way than a donation to my Steak Fund. Beef: is there anything it can't do?