SPH Dick Rating $4.99

Buy this item, and then send me a message on ManyVids, with a picture of your cock. Try to make the picture clear, so I can see it well, and you may also send multiple pictures, so I can see it from different angles. If you're buying this item, you already know that you have a very small penis. You know when I see it, I am going to start laughing at you, and what a loser you are! I will tell you, in all honesty, how bad your penile impairment is. I will send you a message back, telling you how small, gross and unworthy your penis is, what exactly is wrong with it, and what you should do about that.


Excellent purchase!
Very accurate and humiliating assessment of my tiny dick. Sexy Ms. Liz Lovejoy detailed what I lack, my significant shortcomings trying to be a real man and what she and all women really think of someone with a tiny dick.