Small Dick Tax $12.99

If you're fapping to my stuff and your dick is fucking tiny, you owe me extra. That's the rule. So pay up for using that boring little micro-dick of yours. Do something to please me, because that tiny itty-bitty thing doesn't do it for me and you know it. Your wallet will suffice for now. Pay up.

Quantity: 10
Condition: New

Total$12.99