Look, I have a busy, stressful life, and can always use a laugh. So give me your hard-earned money just to humiliate that “dick” of yours. I almost pity you for it. Almost. But mostly I just get a kick out of telling you exactly how tiny and embarrassing that itty bitty thing between your legs is. It’s not the size that matters... up to a point. You’re past that point, and someone needs to give you that truth. I’m happy to provide that service for you.
¿This a video?? Dm me answer?
¿This a video?? Dm me answer?