Feed My Cats

Pay My Bills

Stock3

I have six cats and I love them, but they are assholes when they're hungry. I give them regular cat food, and they give me a WTF look and go on a hunger strike. If they get high quality food, they will certainly be less assholey. You can help. Just a small donation to your favorite Japanese dominatrix will keep these adorable furry pets happy and less likely to claw at my catsuits and pee on my best black-leather bra. Think of your donation as fighting for pet rights or improving the environment, and know in your heart that you've done the right thing.