TINY DICK TAX

Spoil Me

Stock100

$30.99

Got a little dick? Is that pathetic flap of skin between your legs smaller than a baby carrot? Then you must PAY for your short-comings. If your dick is 4 inches or less, it's going to cost you. That's the price you pay for being a midget-dicked loser! So whip out that ruler and pay your dues!