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I will publicly tease you about your useless micropenis. After purchasing, send me a pic (up to 5) of your shrimp dick and the name/username for me to use (unless you want to remain anonymous). Then I'll post the pic on Twitter and make fun of how small it is, so everyone will see your pathetic excuse for a penis. I will humiliate the living hell out of you. I will also tweet a detailed rating from 1-10 in several different categories: Size, coloration, pubes, veins, photo quality, and overall appeal, for all of Twitter to see. My followers might comment too to multiply your public humiliation. You are an embarrassment just for reading this and I have no problem telling you that in front of the world to see. Try not to cry as I rip your little manhood fantasies to pieces...*The entire SPH rating is written in text.