Personalized Dick Rating

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What do I *really* think about your dick? You want to show it to Me for My reaction, don't you? After all, your dick is an extension of you, your essence, your manhood (or lack thereof). Experience My genuine reaction to your dick by obtaining a brutally honest answer from Me, once and for all. You likely know what kind of reaction I am going to have, but you must know for certain. Of course, I am very difficult to impress so it is very likely your dick will score very low on My 10-point scale. However, we both know that your dick not measuring up is exciting for us both, isn’t it? Let’s indulge.*This listing includes a link to a form you will fill out so I can properly view and rate your dick. You can submit up to 3 photos to Me that I will use to formulate your rating. I view the photos for the first time and then immediately rate your dick so you have a genuine, natural rating based on my first reaction. This purchase comes with a 1-paragraph dick rating by default but you may upgrade, as an option, to an audio or video dick rating. Each dick rating is rated on a 10-point scale with 0 being the worst and 10 being the best. Do note that upgraded ratings, whether audio or video, are ~5 minutes in length and require an additional tribute. All details are all included on the form that you will have access to after purchasing.