My Farts in a Jar

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to smell my farts? Does the thought of enjoying the bouquet of my ass wind excite you? Allow me to make your dreams come true! I will fart for you in a jar, seal it, and send it to you! For an extra $5, I'll make a video of myself farting in YOUR jar while saying YOUR name! Jar will be in a padded, discrete shipping box.