My Used Bed Sheets and Fart Video Bundle

$999.99

My morning farts are the worst!! I fart CONSTANTLY in my bed while waking up every single day. When you purchase this bundle, you will receive one used set of my bed sheets, and a compilation video full of my morning farts in your new sheets. This one of a kind bundle consists of one set of my bed sheets (Queen sized, consisting of one fitted sheet, one flat sheet, and two pillow cases) and one compilation video. I will use one set of sheets (not necessarily the same set pictured in the photo) for an entire MONTH, and I will allow them to absorb all of my morning farts for that month. I will send you the entire four-piece set of sheets (unwashed) and will also (at the end of the month) send you a compilation video (approximately 5 minutes in length) of many of my morning farts in your sheet set from throughout the month that I used them. Please be advised that I do have pets, so if you have severe allergies, purchasing this bundle is not recommended.

Quantity: 1
Condition: Worn many times

Total$999.99