tiny dick DUNCE cap SPH Small Penis Hat

$25.99

SPH Alert!!

Itsy bitty teenie weenie- I don't suppose anyone's tiny little clit of a peenie will actually fit into this, and I expect it to sit in my store unsold. However, if you happen to have a miniature penis... a pathetic excuse for a dick... something I'd need a microscope to see... a little thimble-sized "cock" so inferior to all others that it could never satisfy anyone or even be functional for that matter, I personally hand made this for you and I expect you to purchase it.

If your dick is so miniature that it makes a bb carrot look like a prize-winning pumpkin, it needs to let the world know with this neon pink dunce cap. The perfect symbol of inferiority.

Wear it with pride, wear it with shame, or don't wear it at all. Display it someplace so that other people ask you about it. "What's that?" They'll say... to which you will reply, "that is a hat for my penis. My dick is so tiny it actually has its own dunce cap." The individual will laugh and then start comparing it to the massive XL sized penis hat their partner would need. What a contrast that would be, I'm sure!

One size fits nobody (unless you have a very very very small penis.) Hand wash and lie flat to dry. Model is for display purposes only and is not included.

Quantity: 1
Condition: New

Total$25.99

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