These socks were gifted to me on my 24th birthday 8 years ago in 2014. They've lived with me for most of my 20s and the start of my 30s and they are extremely well worn. there are holes in the left foot and the soles of each foot and incredibly threadbare. There is pilling all over and you can tell I've just worn these little buggers every where. They've been inside every shoe I own, moved to 6 different houses, in two different cities. These socks have been everywhere with me. Clutching on to my little toesies as they go. I figured it was time for me to pass these on to someone who might love them before I eventually might have to throw them away. if you have these socks, you have a little piece of me and my history along side you.

When you buy these socks you get not just these historical socks, but you also have some extras to complete the experience. You get to answer the "how dirty?" question. Would you like me to wear them around the house for the day? Snooze with them in bed for a night? Complete a work out in them? or do you have other ideas? Whatever delights you I'm willing to consider all requests. A custom video will accompany these special socks, that means you get to direct me, tell me what you would like to see me do and say for you in these socks, what would most satisfy your desires? I'll be more than happy to bring your vision to life.

Once I have dirtied up the socks to your liking and I have filmed our custom video, I will promptly and discretely package up the socks in a resealable bag and ship them off to the address you provide me.

I can't wait to see what you have in mind for me and my last hurrah with these absolutely historical socks.