Pay My Telephone Bill

Spoil Me

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$149.99

Hello, hello babe! You called — I can’t hear a thing. I have go no service in the club, you see. I will entertain text messages (and the occasional phone call) to my real number in exchange for a month’s service. It is much easier to get ahold of me, but boundaries are still a thing. Buy this and I’ll send you my phone number. If you know what iconic music video I’m referencing, tell me who was driving and I’ll send you a free titty pic too.