Dick Rating

Treats

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*Extra treat with purchase! Everyone who buys a dick review will receive a discount code which can be utilized on all videos in my store! Code will be sent with the review.*Well hello there precious. How are you feeling today? Long and hard I hope. Take a look at that dangling member between your legs and decide if it’s ready to present itself to mommy! If it’s not experiencing it’s very best day then you’re best to zip up and wait.. You see I’m a very honest woman. I refuse to coddle you and be sensitive to your feelings. It’s best to be told the truth, don’t you think? Mommy Millie would never be mean to you. Just honest, so hopefully you’re ready for the truth. Which sometimes “the truth hurts.” Who knows maybe you’ll be blessed, well endowed and I’ll foam at the mouth with excitement. We’ll only ever know if you take the leap and make the purchase!Purchasing the “dick rating” package gets you something very special. An HONEST review of your pecker. Upon purchase, message me with the following. Between 1-5 images of your pecker. Better get them angles right! With that include your kinks. For instance, SPH, humiliation, degradation, ball busting, mommy, step mommy along with any other details you would like me to know so that your review can be made around your particular interests. Along with my honest opinion, you will receive a full at minimum paragraph of a detailed written review which will also include a rating on a numbers scale “1-10.” One for, “I can’t believe you exposed me to the most repulsive erection I’ve ever witnessed. Tape it up and throw on panties because there’s no way you have enough testosterone to be a real man.” 10 being, “dear god how does such a perfectly delicious dick not have a mouth attached to it every moment of the day!” You will receive your rating within 24hrs after images have been sent.*Caution* This is not your typical content creator review. If you’re not ready for an honest opinion don’t purchase.