Certified Dick Rating Card Not Laminated

Printed Media

Stock30

ConditionNew

I wanted to add my own spin to the world of dick ratings. So I made you a card! It's a standard size business card printed with my flair. After I've reviewed your goods, I handwrite your score on the back. I can add a kiss and/or sign it. Then I lick that naughty little envelope and send it on its way to you! Keep it in your wallet, locker at work, your nightstand, wherever you choose. It's your proof that I certified your dick. Details for ordering:If you'd like it signed, please select the Signed by me option.If you'd like it kissed, please select the Add my perfume option.Also please note: this is the Not Laminated option. If you'd like your card laminated, please find the other Card option in my store.