Laminated Certified Dick Rating Card

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I wanted to add my own spin to the world of dick ratings. So I made you a card! It's a standard size business card printed with my flair. After I've reviewed your goods, I handwrite your score on the back. I can add a kiss and/or sign it. Then I lick that naughty little envelope and send it on its way to you! Keep it in your wallet, locker at work, your nightstand, wherever you choose. It's your proof that I certified your dick.Details for ordering:If you'd like it signed, please select the Signed by me option.If you'd like it kissed, please select the Add my perfume option.Remember, this is laminated before I send it. Please make sure you have your options chosen correctly. Once it's sealed, it cannot be altered.