Idiot Tax
Pay My Bills
Stock10
$49.99
If I sent you this, it means you have not yet sent Me enough money to put up with your idiocy. This tax is simply to tolerate you. If you want any hope of getting back on My good side, you should tribute on top of this. Idiots are, of course, welcome to preemptively buy this without being sent it by Me. That's a perfect way to be in My good graces.