A batch of heroically defeated balloons. Each one bravely met its end under the mighty power of my butt — or the ultimate balloon-terminator: my sexy legs. They’re beautifully popped, battle-tested, and ready for whatever activities you’ve got in your mind. Adopt these fallen warriors today.

A batch of heroically defeated balloons. Each one bravely met its end under the mighty power of my butt — or the ultimate balloon-terminator: my sexy legs. They’re beautifully popped, battle-tested, and ready for whatever activities you’ve got in your mind. Adopt these fallen warriors today.