Personalized Gloryhole Greeting Card!

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Stock10

ConditionNew

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$29.99

Description:Tired of the same old boring birthday and anniversary cards? Say it with a hole! Introducing the most memorable and interactive greeting card you'll ever give or receive. My personalized glory hole cards are designed to get straight to the point and the point is a very good time.How It Works:This isn't just a card; it's a contract for fun. Each card features a high-quality, die-cut glory hole, perfectly positioned for maximum impact. When you give this card, you're not just offering well-wishes—you're offering a deal. The recipient (or giver!) gets instant access to a special, personalized, and very private celebration.Features:Fully Personalizable: Add your own message inside. Make it as sweet or as filthy as you want.Premium Quality: Printed on thick cardstock that's built to handle... excitement.Strategically Placed Port: A precision-cut glory hole offers a tantalizing peek and a clear invitation.Discreet Envelope Included: Looks like a normal card from the outside, but the inside tells a different story.Perfect For:Anniversaries: Remind your partner what they're really celebrating.Birthdays: Give a gift that truly keeps on giving.Valentine's Day: Forget flowers. This is the ultimate token of affection.Bachelor/Bachelorette Parties: The perfect gag gift that's guaranteed to become the main event.Just Because: Sometimes you just need to seal the deal.The Deal is in the Details:Don't just write "Happy Birthday." Write "Happy Birthday, now come get your present." This card isn't just for reading—it's for action. Order yours today and prepare for a very special delivery.