Emergency Sushi Fund $49.99

Everybody has a vice. Mine happens to be seafood. Feed your gal some tasty Japanese sea-morsels and win a friend for life. It's just like that heartwarming tale of the fisherman's son who nursed a dolphin back to health, and in turn, the dolphin helped enforce regulations in the Preserve, assisted Porter Ricks with rescues at sea, and kept a watchful eye on Sandy and Bud. But with more tits.

Quantity: 99
Condition: New


Volayeth Aug 20

I'd love to buy you some whole Maine lobsters for you to feast on.