(Remastered in 2021! Read the end for what changed) One of my friends sent me this enormous replica of the legendary John Holmes' wang. I wanted to test my limits, to see if I could have handled the king... I was pretty proud of myself, and I think you should see why for yourself :D This dildo is absolutely amazing, it feels fantastic - and gets my puffiness sooo creamy!! And yes, it's my cream, not the cum lube I use in my other vids... silly :P So please don't be mistaken, it's NOT a cumming dildo. My pie gets creamy all on its own :P I ride him, push him deep with both hands, slap my pussy with him and, well... lets just say I thoroughly enjoy myself with him. Oh, and even a little doggy! :D Also, warning, I'm much more vocal than usual (For how I used to be in 2016!) and I kind of drop the f bomb, like, heaps. And heaps... sorry lol! (Changes: Improved clarity but NOT as improved as other remasters will/have been, Greatly improved compression (More detail, less blockiness), improved colours, and few slightly extended bits).