We've known each other since we were young and you've had a serious Cru.sh on me that's only gotten worse over the years as I've blossomed into a hot young woman. you're so obsessed with me you even applied to the same college as me and followed me there pretending it was your own plan all along. I of course know you're an obsessed loser so I take full advantage, asking you to be my housemate and making you pay most of the rent and sticking you with the smallest room. you know I'm using you but a part of you likes it, you know that there's no other way I would give you the time of day, that's how it's always been. In grade school it was snacks and stickers, in middle school it was mall money, and now it has slowly progressed into you dipping into your college fund to keep me happy. No matter how much you do for me I'm still a bossy ungrateful brat and you love it. On this particular night I'm feeling mischievous, I've known you for so long but have never seen your dick and have no idea how big it is. So I decide to coax you into taking a test I heard about at school from the other girls, the Toilet Paper Roll Test. Spoiler alert: you fail