Bailey's "first" Private is high theater of the most hilarious kind. I mean, there's a donut calendar to prove that she was indeed 18 - never mind that the year is wrong. Also, 18 year olds in the mid-aughts apparently were still REALLY into Pokemon and had the disposable income to buy absolutely gigantic Pikachu's. Don't mind any of that stuff. This video is a real hoot and definitely a turn-on, due to Bailey's theater training coming into full effect. Oh, and she says the "P" word - after taking a moment to steel herself, of course. Anyone who knows anything about B, knows that's a big deal.