Of course you’re celebrating NYE all alone. No one to party with, nobody to kiss at midnight, what a loser! Think of me while I’m out with my hot friends, bringing in the New Year the right way. You’ll never get to party with us. You don’t even deserve to be our bitch for the night and pay for all of our drinks. You belong at home with only your hand to keep you company. Being humiliated by a sexy brat and waiting for your loser countdown.