you'll never guess what happened... I caught some creep claiming to be SANTA in My house! He said he was dropping off presents for Me because men all over the world wrote him about how good I am! I corrected him telling him, he must mean SLAVES. I immediately make "santa" get on his knees for Me. What a perfect situation. Me and santa; same place, same time. I'm about to make him Mine. Having santa as a slave would be PERFECT. Slapping, spitting and riding him around will definitely make him My bitch haha. And just to be sure, I make him pull down his pants and give him a good conditioning. Yup, thats right, I took santa down CANDY CANE LANE! Beat his ass with My very own cane. I mean candy cane lol making him kiss My shoes and yell out "Christmas is cancelled! and all presents go to Empress Jennifer!" is a new one for the books! Now that santa is My personal bitch, him, his elves, and even Mrs Clause are all My working little servants. So I sending him back up into the chimney to go get the rest of My presents.