Screen Size - 1920*1080 This Format is 1080p Quality/File Size. Are you listening to me on the phone with my friend Jen? Nooo you're watching me try on clothes! WAIT. DO YOU HAVE A BONER RIGHT NOW? Take your dick out. OH. MY. GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW SMALL IT IS! I need to take a picture of it and send it to Jen. She doesn't remember you of course, but I know you know who she is. You're so red right now! You look absolutely humiliated! You have to use your pointer finger and thumb to jerk off because of how small it is. Let me measure it so I can tell her! I'm not even joking.. it's an INCH! And that's being generous. I wish Jen was here to witness this too! In fact, I think I'm going to take a video of this pathetic display of "jerking off". This is why I live here for free and let you pay my bills. You better not cum on my rug or you'll be cleaning it up.