The traditions you hold dear are so insufferably boring to me. Church, family gatherings, big dinners… why bother? Why not spend your time worshiping a more indulgent deity? Self knowledge, carnal satisfaction, corporal punishment, sacrifices, orgies! That’s more fucking like it. There will be NO christ in this Christmas. No, I’m hell bent on dragging you to the fiery pits of Demon Goddess worship. Let your mind melt into this guided imagery and enjoy this sexy X-mas gift. Ave Femina.