I've waited all year for this! I am so excited that you're here Santa! I just want to be in this private room so we don't wake the others. Are you hungry? Do you want some cookies? Omg you are looking plumper than ever Santa! I could just eat you up lol. I haven't eaten for DAYS to prepare for this... Mmm I can't wait to see how you taste. It MUST be magical!
