Hey! Look how cute I look today, don't you love it? I bet you just can't get enough of it. I bet you'd like to see my butt, would you? Dirty pervert! You wanna see my big fat butt? It IS really big. I have a big juicy ass. And I'm going to show it to you! Show it and shake it and bounce it. And you're going to cum. You're going to cum to my big fat ass. Cause you love butts! You can't get enough. Nothing turns you on more than seeing a big fat ass in a sexy thong. And...guess what I'm wearing today!