Losers always pay. That's the nature of your world - an indisputable fact. And that's where the Loser tax comes in! You pay your tax to apologize for your own inferior nature. To express your gratitude that a gorgeous Goddess like Me would even deign to acknowledge your existence. To be used by Me, to be mocked by Me, to be noticed by Me - it's an honor to be a part of My magical, beautiful life, even in some small, insignificant way. So pay up, loserboy! And say "Thank you, Goddess!" for allowing you such a gift!