Hey, big brother, I need to use the bathroom! I know you're getting ready for a date but it's an emergency! Please, I'm completely desperate to go and if you don't let me in I'll wet my pants. You don't even have to leave the bathroom! Come on, don't be a mean brother. Just let me pee! Come on, it's starting to hurt how bad I have to go. Wait, what?! You want me to say the aphabet before you'll let me in? You're such a dick! UGH! Fine, I'll do it because I have to go SO bad, I'll do anything. Oh no! I peed in my jeans! UGH, it's running down my legs...now my jeans are completely soaked. I can't believe you made me do this!