I'm a student staying with you and your wife, renting a room from you, and I have a certain proclivity for hanging around naked. Today, you walk in and find me partially naked in the guest room and you're too entranced by the view to leave. I notice you watching me, but I don't freak out, I just ask you how your day went and if I can finish my game. I know you're hypn0tized by the view, so I torment you with adorable booty wiggles and sly glances. By the end, I say you can keep watching, but I don't want to pay rent anymore.