Lately, you’ve been mentioning things about us dating and testing the waters as a couple, but I just can’t bring myself to do it. I have a little secret that I’ve been keeping about that vacation we took with everyone a few months ago….We’ve been friends for a long time and to be honest I can’t believe it’s taken me this many years to secretly sneak a peak at your cock. But after that fateful day, I’ve taken a firm stance on not dating you. Sit back and listen to me try to break it to you why we won’t be leaving the friendzone…