Custom request. POV: You're a little guy I keep in a glass by my bed, watching me as I got about my day-to-day life. I'm getting ready for a date, ignoring you but making sure you get a good look at me as I spritz my skin with perfume and pout my lips in the mirror. I shimmy into a cute, tantalizingly short dress and ask you how I look! I begin to tell you about the man I'm going out with tonight and then I let you in on a little secret-- after we have sex I'm going to shrink him down, stick him in my panties, and absorb him into my butt where he can live in my own secret world forever! But...you start to get upset that I won't do the same for you. I can't help it, I just don't see you that way-- you're just a friend. In fact, you're lucky I let you watch me from your glass everyday! I better stick you in my closet until you learn how to be grateful for how lucky you are!