Princess Miki Take a good, long, hard look at yourself. You're out of your mind again, staring at your screen watching humiliation porn. It's your favorite hobby. I don't even have to coerce you to smoke. Here you are, your lazy ass stuck in place, your hand wrapped around your cock, ready to edge the whole night away. Don't you have anything better to do than to sit and blaze and jerk? No, you don't, because you're a fucking loser with no life. A fucking pathetic loser. It's all you do. You don't even want to go anywhere, you just want to sit at home and jerk off while you're to girls like me calling you a loser. Even when you're at work all you can think about is going home and getting high and jerking off. That's what you think about all fucking day. You have the same routine every day, you never have any other plans. It's just me, your hand and your w33d. Don't you have anything better to do? No, you live to jerk and get high. So you spend all of your money on w33d and porn because you really have nothing else to do. You just want to watch girls tell you how pathetic you are for getting and jerking your dick. You have to pay girls to tell you all the things you should already know. How sad. But I want you to keep being this way, keep wasting all of your money on w33d and porn because this is all you're good for anyway. You'll just sit and goon your life away. You're completely satisfied with this pathetic stoner life of yours. You're so high right now that listening to me tell you the truth about your pathetic life makes you horny. Me, the truth and all that w33d, it just makes your dick hard. And you can't turn away from your screen, you can't take your hand off of your cock. How sad. Seriously. This is all you know and there's no turning back now. All those hours that you spent jerking off, all that money you spent on porn and w33d is gone, forever. This is who you are. A porn addicted stoner. You're going to be this way forever and I make money off of your stupid addiction. This is all you look forward in your life.