ugh, I gained so much holiday weight! Everyone did. My new years goals are going to be to lose the weight I gained. However, I think you're cuter with this holiday weight. I think you'd be cuter even fatter! I'm going to stuff you so full this year & turn you into my prized porker. First off, I KNOW you've got half empty bags of treats, boxes of cookies, giant tubs of hot cocoa. You can start the year right by grazing on these treats, anything around the house still I demand you to eat! You're eating everything this year, it's your resolution & more importantly it's your promise to me. I encourage you to live your best life, stuff your face as often as possible.... and if you don't, I'll break up with you :) This year my resolution is to lose & yours is to gain. Don't worry, you'll learn to love being my prized fat porker pig. Maybe next year for christmas you'll give me the gift of seeing you in a scooter instead of walking around.
