You've never satisfied me in the bedroom. Sure, you're loyal and you take care of me but you've never made me yelp with pleasure when it really matters. You've been working long hours recently and in your absence I met a guy. He's tall, he's black, he's muscular and he has a HUGE cock. We fucked on this bed in every position and I didn't even change the sheets. And then I realised - he should just move in! From now on, my black bull and I will share this bed and you can sleeeep on the couch. Sorry if my moans of ecstasy keep you up at night!