Thank you for coming in today, I know it's your day off, but I appreciate you coming in. I want to talk to you today about a very important matter that's come to My attention. A matter that's also come to the attention of your coworkers and your superiors. HR tells Me you've been caught jerking off at work. We need to discuss this. I don't want to hear any excuses. It's against company policy. I know this isn't news to you, but I have told HR a conversation with you ... so here we go. Take out your cock. You didn't think you'd get away with it, did you? No. So, if you so desperately want to jerk off at work, you can jerk off in here, in front of Me. You'd best hurry though - I have a business meeting rather soon, and if you haven't finished your business by the time they come in you'll be jerking off in front of them.