If you’ve ever tried to message me, you know I’m good at ignoring people. I don’t respond to your innocent “hi,” your compliments, and even your questions. It’s so disheartening, isn’t it, to know that I care so little about you. If only you could change my mind… Well, here you go. For a small fee, I will acknowledge you long enough to read and respond to one silly little message. Use it wisely.