You and I have been friends for a long time. You're about to get married to a total bitch. No matter what I do she is always rude to me and always saying what a slut I am because I love to suck cock and do anal. She makes fun of me because of my big boobs and my long blonde hair, the fact that I dress up, and wear high heels and makeup. It's come to the point where I feel as a friend I just can't let you marry such a hag of a woman. In fact, I think that I would be much better suited to make you happy. Why don't you let me show you what you're missing. **includes nudity-discounted rate for name mention**