You love it when I wear the same socks for days, you love it when they are filthy, smelly - and you love it when I allow you to sniff and worship them. We don’t always get what we want, sometimes it’s fun for me to torment you, to tease you. Sliding off my glittery sneakers I show you just how dirty my socks are but there will be no tasting or sniffing today. Instead I drive you crazy wiggling my toes, teasing you and showing off my filthy socks while you long for more.