Men are d0gs. You’re heard that saying, right? I never realized before how very apt it is. When a woman brings you home fresh off the street, you have no self-control or shame; you leave messes wherever you go. It’s only after you’re properly trained that you can finally be some use to us. And of course, every responsible owner knows that pets should be fixed—and so should men. Not in the same way, unfortunately, but I’ve found a different way to neuter men just as effectively as if I lopped your balls off. I focus on the root of the problem—your stupid brain. Once I’ve exerted my full influence over you, you’ll be as obedient, restrained, and totally fixed.