Custom (no name): This divorce has dragged on too long, and I'm ready to be rid of you. I'm too impatient to wait anymore, and I devise a plan to off you. This has to be done in such a way that you suffer though. I know! I go get some rope & a plastic bag, then I call you at work. We're still living together because rent in the city is so expensive, and I tell you that when you come home I'll have a surprise for you. I know we haven't been getting along, but I want you to lie naked in the middle of the bed & wait for me. You do as I say & are eagerly awaiting me when I walk in the room, undressing as I tell you that I want to make love to you. I kiss you & put you inside me then ride your cock. Right before you cum, I jump off you & ask permission to tie you up. You're so horny that you really don't care; you just want to orgasm. So I tie your feet to the bedposts, then your hands. As I'm tying the last knot, you start to get suspicious, but then I ride you again & all you can think about is getting that nut. Then I confirm your suspicions & tell you that I am going to k1.ll you, and nothing can stop me from making myself a widow. I pull the plastic bag from under the pillow, tie it off with rope, and ride you cowgirl style while you smother. When I see you fading, I loosen the bag for a minute, and you hungrily suck in air. You can't believe your cock is still hard, but you can't resist me. I feel you cum inside me, then I re-tighten the rope around the bag & tell you that it was all a game & if you beg me to k1.ll you I'll take off the bag & let you go. So you beg me, hoping this all really was just a game. But I smile, check to make sure the rope is tight, then watch as you breathe your last few breaths. That certainly was the fastest way to become a widow.