I've just returned home from my GRUELING workout to find my human pet, sitting patiently in his kennel waiting for his master to come home. Was it comfortable in there? Did you have enough blankets? You look so natural in there, on your knees. Almost like a real pet! OH! I know what's missing, bark for me! Go on, bark! Good boy. Now wag your tail. Hahahaha! If only these bars weren't in your way you could sniff and lick and touch... oh well! Animals like you need to be locked up tight, don't you agree? Maybe later we can go for a walk... to the atm. Your leash and collar are here too, don't they look amazing? They'll look so cute on you. You're so lucky to be my little pet.